Things to know if you ever go o Seattle.

'cause I'm bored and have nothing better to do. 1. The drivers are terrible. Just get a taxi or ride the bus. 2. The Pacific Science Center isn't really all that great. 3. Having an unbrella makes you look like a wimp. 4. Never go to the Duwamish River. 5. Underground Seattle is kinda boring. 6. A lot of places have a lot of crimes. Stick to the crowded areas. 7. In Pike Place Market, beware of flying fish. And the gum wall. Ew. 8. Being reusable bags! Plastic bags were just banned and paper bags costs 5 cents. 9. Elevators are really slow in old buildings. 10. To pronounce: Issaquah: IZ-a-qwah Puyallip: Pew-allup 11. You call the university of Washington u-dub. And never cheer for the cougars. 12. The 520 bridge has a toll. Just take I-90. 13. If there's any blue sky showing at all, its sunny. That's all I can think of right now.